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By Gaius Julius Caesar, Dictator Perpetuo of Rome

“Veni – vidi – vici.” – I came – I saw – I conquered. And yet, as I gaze upon the legions of young warriors assembled in shoulder pads and helmets, beneath banners of school pride and beside roaring crowds of their communities — I see in you a conquest greater than any I made crossing the Rubicon or subduing Gaul. You, American football players, are the young lions of a republic I could only dream of.

The Metaphysical Weight of the Game

Understand this — you do not merely play a sport. No. You engage in a ritual of becoming. Each practice, each fourth-quarter stand, each moment of collision is a lesson in the most ancient truths: That life is struggle. That excellence demands sacrifice. And that greatness is born in fire, not comfort.

This is not a game of convenience. It is a rite of passage cloaked in pads and painted lines, just as my legions marched beneath eagles and carried shields not for show, but for survival. Every drop of sweat you give, every yard you earn — these are metaphysical gestures. You are not just learning to win on a scoreboard. You are shaping your essence, your logos, the fundamental being of who you are and who you shall become.

Football and the Ontology of the Warrior

In Rome, we knew the soul of a man by how he carried his sword and obeyed his centurion. In America, you learn it through football. It teaches you to: Hold the line when you want to fall. Sacrifice glory so another might score. Respect the game, the team, the flag, and the self. This is ontological training — you are becoming not simply players, but men. Your very being is forged in early mornings, in film rooms, in 4th-and-goal moments with the season on the line. And you will carry that being into every challenge of life: into fatherhood, into hardship, into leadership, and — should your nation call — into battle itself.

Rugged Individualism and the Spirit of the Frontier

You stand as heirs to two great traditions: my Roman warrior ethos — and something perhaps even more formidable: The rugged individualism and pioneering spirit of America. Your ancestors carved railroads through mountains, broke prairie soil with their bare hands, and looked at the stars with the hunger to walk among them. You play a game that reflects their boldness — calculated risk, violent perseverance, relentless motion forward.

No other game in the world demands so much of a man and gives back so little unless he is willing to earn every inch. That, my young gladiators, is American culture at its purest.

My Final Words to You

You will not all go on to play in great stadiums. But you will all go on to live lives shaped by this game. And when you face sorrow, fatigue, betrayal, or the temptation to give less than your all —  remember this game, these teammates, and the coach who demanded more of you than you thought possible. Remember that you once stood in armor, side by side with brothers, and marched into battle not for fame — but for one another. And that, my warriors, is where greatness begins.

So I, Julius Caesar, who once ruled an empire, now salute you — the high school athletes of America — for your courage, your pain, your camaraderie, and your commitment to becoming men of substance. The Republic needs you. Play with honor. Live with purpose. Conquer your fate.